Today I shopped at a drug store I usually don't frequent, because I needed something to drink and while I was at it I checked the shower gels ... they didn't have mine, but one that was supposed to smell like "vampires" - here's proof: Für den Biss der Verführung *rofl*
Now, what does it smell like, you wonder. Like a blood bath? A dusty coffin? A bat? A day in an old cellar? An unwashed Goth perhaps? Nope. It smells like cheap after shave. BUT I didn't take a look at the stuff ... so maybe it at least sparkles a bit?
And while I'm talking beauty stuff - weirdest clothing item I've seen in a while: skin coloured tight jeans. I walked past a wall made of some sort of metal and in the reflection of this wall I caught the glimpse of a woman that appeared to be in only a shirt. When I turned around and looked at her properly I did notice the jeans of course (butts usually don't have pockets) but even then it looked totally weird and strangely naked.
Now, what does it smell like, you wonder. Like a blood bath? A dusty coffin? A bat? A day in an old cellar? An unwashed Goth perhaps? Nope. It smells like cheap after shave. BUT I didn't take a look at the stuff ... so maybe it at least sparkles a bit?
And while I'm talking beauty stuff - weirdest clothing item I've seen in a while: skin coloured tight jeans. I walked past a wall made of some sort of metal and in the reflection of this wall I caught the glimpse of a woman that appeared to be in only a shirt. When I turned around and looked at her properly I did notice the jeans of course (butts usually don't have pockets) but even then it looked totally weird and strangely naked.
how: amused
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