So, I'm having this weekend planned that includes watching some plays and stuff and I will take my grandma to some.

So, she writes me a mail. Flight arrival, food wishes, the usual. And of course she has to add "pack some appropriate clothes, will you?" (I haven't been wearing jeans with holes around her for ages - she still picks on me for that ... *sigh*)

So, one thing we're going to see features a man in a sparkling dress

So, I'm kind of scared of "appropriate" in this context ...