Bored? Take an IKEA catalogue, pick a product, read the name to your friends and let them guess what kind of product it is. Of course, nothing comes close to the old classic - bed "Rektal" (yes, that is the German word for "rectal") - but I'm sure you'll find enough amusement in it. Unless you're Swedish I guess.

Stupid "Hermes Versand" is too stupid to find our entrance and therefor declared our adress to be non existant. Yes, there is a bush there, but if you walk around that bush you'll see a big house number and a door and a bell with our names right next to it and you can ring that bell and ... and you shouldn't have to explain these things to a professional ...

Do we really need random "VIP" people to take trips to Antarctica every couple of weeks to "get informed about the climate change"? It always looks like a big wank to me when someone gets a headline for taking such a trip "look, I care about the environment!" ... no, you don't or if you do you are not capable of logical thinking. You know what would be good for the environment? Staying at home, reading a book or watching a movie on the topic and saving the gas that is used for your trip!


Also, I'm going to see John Barrowman in drag with my grandma. Yiha! My reputation as being the expert for stage stuff in the family probably won't survive, but anyway ... Yiha!